Kicked a woman in the face? Typical of a cranberry juice drinker. Lol. I liked it, reminded me of this exchange in Shaft 2019:
Junior: What is wrong with you? Shaft: She picked up a bat. Junior: You can't beat up a woman! Shaft: Why not? Junior: Because she's a woman! That's like mysogynistic! Shaft: You're the one being mysogynistic, I never even mentioned her gender, I'm an equal opportunity ass whooper.
Amado mio, love me forever and let forever begin tonight.